Écriture Féminine
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body:
Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me:
Please, god, no--
Ovaries:
ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain:
I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius
Me:
Please, guys, calm down--
Face:
TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain:
And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso:
Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me:
STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach:
lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me:
I hate you all
Brain:
I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face:
Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus:
what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain:
you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus:
You mother fuckers.
Torso:
CONTRACT!
Me:
I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain:
Me gusta.
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